Literary Space Traveler Gifts

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

A Space Walk

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Universe of reading

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Black Hole Exhibit