Literary Space Traveler Mugs

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

How am I abducting?

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

'Take me to your feeder,'

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Universe of reading

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Intergalactic Travel Agency

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Stephen King

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"