
'All the characters in my novels are based on real people, for example the fat useless waster in my last one was you!'
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'All the characters in my novels are based on real people, for example the fat useless waster in my last one was you!'
"I was sort of hoping that my National Book Award and two Pulitzer nominations would cancel out all that 'rotten husband/father/friend' nonsense."
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
"You're going to hate yourself."
'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'
"Meet The Author"
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
Victor Hugo
Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.
The Dorrie Decimal System
Blue Stockings
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
'Hamlet'
"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
'He likes to power nap.'
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."
German Expressionist Breakfast
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
John Bunyan
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
Shakespeare was bisexual
The Demise of Tinkerbell
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