Literary Professional Pillows

'All the characters in my novels are based on real people, for example the fat useless waster in my last one was you!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Meet The Author"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Blue Stockings

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

John Bunyan

Shakespeare was bisexual

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."