Literary Livestock Fan Pillows

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Sick Rancher Humor

Cheesie Rider

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

'Pork bellies are up...'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."