Literary Laughs Pillows

The Terror Of Folkenstein

"I haven't written anything yet, but I'm looking for someone to ghostwrite my book 'how to delegate.'"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Jack London

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Litteratti K9s.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"More please."

Will Self deprecation

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"Care for an oxymoron?"

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Hell's Schlegel

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Ian Fleming

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Sincerely Machiavelli.

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"I say 'Au Revoir', Charles, because I'm moving in with a Frenchman."

CSI Nursery

"Sorry, you're out. This is a period piece."

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'