"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"
Literary Laggard Gifts
Searching for a gift for a literary laggard? Our collection combines humor and personality, perfect for those who savor their reading at a relaxed pace. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find something that resonates with their love of books — even if they're slow to finish them.
"Now I really hate poetry."
Ninedency: A budding tendency
"It's a play on words."
Introducing...Anagraman.
"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."
"Barb's such a fast reader."
Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!
"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"
Good boy
Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books
'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'
If you give a mouse a french cookie
"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"
'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'
"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."
The book is so much better than the film..
Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.
" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."
"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."
Subway Library
'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'
"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."
Listen, just because he's moving from "fiction" to "literature" doesn't mean he's better than us.
'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'
'I found it difficult to put down, but I will. It's trite rubbish.'
"Summer Reading"
Caution falling books
“How was the beach?”
"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"
"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."
"Miss Pettigrow, I need a caption!"
Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.
Man with barking dog on lead sees Cheshire cat in tree.
"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."
Literary Laggard Gifts Collection
Literary Laggard Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for literary laggards, featuring witty sayings and charming illustrations that make every coffee break a celebration of their reading pace.
Literary Laggard Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add comfort and humor to their reading corner, embracing the leisurely pace with charming designs.
Literary Laggard Prints
Decorate their literary space with prints that humorously honor their love for books and their relaxed reading style.
Literary Laggard T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts celebrating slow-paced reading — perfect for literary laggards who love to wear their reading habits with humor and style.