Literary Laggard Mugs

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Introducing...Anagraman.

"It's a play on words."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Good boy

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

The book is so much better than the film..

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

Subway Library

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'I found it difficult to put down, but I will. It's trite rubbish.'

"Summer Reading"

“How was the beach?”

Caution falling books

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

Man with barking dog on lead sees Cheshire cat in tree.

"Miss Pettigrow, I need a caption!"

"Gracie, I don't think you can read a book for your school talent show."

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.