Literary Misadventurer Mugs

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Jack London

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Don Quixote

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Coronavirus Windmills

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Gulliver's other travels.

Christopher Isherwood

Sumo Love.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

James Barrie.

Small child checks out a book.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Don Quilowatte

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Tess of the Dirigibles

Monkey Business

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Please use another building entirely

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

The Nature Writer Writer.

"He's looking for something for the beach."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."