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Publishing Co. Book Editor. How does a "do-it-yourself" book end up with six co-authors?

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The Bookworm

Reading my Critics

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Günter Grass

Isabel Allende

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?