Literary Investigators T-Shirts

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

The Bookworm

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Reading my Critics

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Isabel Allende

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"