Literary Fun Lovers Pillows

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Multi-Generational Books

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Divine Desk Bins

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'He was a great writer'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Shakespeare Quote

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

The Month of August

Collected works

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'