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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

The Bookworm

Reading my Critics

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Isabel Allende

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Shakespeare watching the 'Forsooth Saga'.

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

Victor Hugo

Books and Phones

Free Little Library

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'A book very interesting'

The book that will not be denied!

Dylan Thomas

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

"What's that about? Someone said you have a name."

Stonehenge Books