Fashionably Distracted Explorer T-Shirts

Bra falling from the sky.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

The Fall from Pisa

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"We're here!"

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Introvert-in-a-Box

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

Cargo briefs

"The dress code is relaxed, but not that relaxed."

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

"We're not allowed back in, remember?"

'Does your Mother know you've escaped from the playpen again?'

A Stovepipe checking out a new pair of pants to buy.

"How far is that in city blocks?"

'Tell me the truth - do I look fat in this dress?'

"Just because you want to find yourself doesn't mean you're off your rocker."