The Jacques Cousteau Story
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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
The Bookworm
Reading my Critics
Jean-Paul Sartre
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
Distractions Of The Great
"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."
Characters jumping out of a book.
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."
"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."
'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
Iris Murdoch
The intellectual.
'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'
"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."
It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.
'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'
Turning Japanese: I really think so.
Thomas Hardy
Isabel Allende
"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."
Jack London
Günter Grass
Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
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