Literalism Admirer Pillows

And it goes without saying that...

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Oh, this old thing?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Sue the Author 3PM

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Moby Dick

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Treasure Island Book.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Trilby - Finis

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'