Lit-to-screen Adapter Gifts

"I loved the book and the mini series, but I wasn't so keen on the the record or the movie etc

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

The Critic...

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

'What do you mean, you've used up your advance?'

Daylight saving

Adapt a highway, sponsored by the Screenwriter's Guild.

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

Dueling Christmas Lights

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."

"Sorry, Pembroke, but Telford here is lavishly illustrated."

Middle Age: When a man turns out the light sfor economic reasons rather than for romantic ones!

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

"Of course I understand it. It's just some Grisham potboiler."

"You never go to your counting house any more."

"It's his new reading light."

Good Book

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'Thanks for walking me home, but as the restaurant was five miles away a taxi might have been nice.'