Listening To Jukeboxes Gifts

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Listening to Coldplay.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

B.B. King

Musical genres

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Couple sharing earbuds.

"Brat"

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

An amplified harp

The Music Box

Not-so-easy listening...

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Gramaphone Man.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

David Lynch

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

The Music Lover.

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."