Jukebox Collector Gifts

Free jukebox...

Robert Fripp

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Elvis Presley

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Liam Gallagher.

Large print rock'n'roll section

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jeff Beck.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

The Death of the Blues

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"What are you doing?"

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

Ozzy Osbourne

'Music & Gym'

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

Mick Jagger.

So close... Yet so far.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Bob Dylan

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Imagine Dragons

Ian Dury