Jukebox Junkies Gifts

"Pickled eggs"

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Glastonbury. After.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Plum jam...

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

At the CD shop.

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'

Ray Charles

'They're praying the school doesn't find out that they've been pretending to be religious.'

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

More New Cereals For Kids

Speaker's Corner.

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Big Grin.

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"It's that scratch music."

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Rudy Park Enterprises is proud to announce its own Sadie Cohen has been selected as most obnoxious and caustic radio host of the year. Speech, speech!!! You're too kind. Obviously, every girl dreams of getting this kind of recognition. I'm well aware it's customary to thank everyone who made this moment possible. It's true I might not have won if it weren't for the lifeless jerks and imbeciles who listen to the show and write in with their stupid email questions. But you are all beneath contempt

'Traffic Jam'

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"