Listening To Jukeboxes Pillows

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Musical genres

The Music Box

Not-so-easy listening...

An amplified harp

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Brat"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Gramaphone Man.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

The Music Lover.

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.