Listener To Unconventional Conversations Gifts

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Very Difficult Conversations

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Protest

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

Shell Pods

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'Miss Kress, who on our staff is in charge of denials and uncomfortable realities.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"I know I keep coming back to your obsession with styrofoam peanuts, but there's a lot to unpack there."

'How do you get to Bingling Bros. circus?'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

'Healing was number one, but having people undress and then them paying me was my second reason for becoming a doctor.'

"I can't hear you but the banana can."

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

I brought a little ice breaker.'

"And I'm actually the one who puts the giblets back into the chickens..."

"Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure." "Sorry." "As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone." "Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw?" "Or did the fault lie entirely with my date?" "Feel free to speak candidly." "Mother."

"When you people start working eggs into the conversation, it's really code for something else,right?"

"What a career! She started out stealing silver thimbles and look at her now!"

'No no, I'm fine. Just indulging in a little bit of mid-afternoon navel gazing.'

"I'm worried, she seems to be an individualist: she does not seem to have a herd mentality..."