Liquid Waste Enthusiast T-Shirts

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

This is where Brent council sends you

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Laundry or composting?"

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

Recycling

Interactive Trashcan.

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

'Recycling'

Russian doll style wheelie bins

Confusion at the recycling centre.

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

Smiley Trash.

Recycled Garbage

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

An actual recycling center sign, 'Aluminum Cans Only. At this time we cannot accept dirty cans, B-52 tail assemblies, auto chassis, old storm windows or surplus land mines. Thank you.'

"I love this job!"

"It's deliciously trashy."

'We,ve moved on a bit since 'Happy Hour'!'

'Junk food, Junk mail, Junk'

Garbage puzzle