Liquid Waste Enthusiast Pillows

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

This is where Brent council sends you

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Laundry or composting?"

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

Rose colored glasses.

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

Interactive Trashcan.

Recycling

'Recycling'

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Russian doll style wheelie bins

Confusion at the recycling centre.

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Recycled Garbage

Smiley Trash.

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

Where Can I Put Them?

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

An actual recycling center sign, 'Aluminum Cans Only. At this time we cannot accept dirty cans, B-52 tail assemblies, auto chassis, old storm windows or surplus land mines. Thank you.'

Garbage puzzle

"I love this job!"

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

"It's deliciously trashy."

'Junk food, Junk mail, Junk'