Lipid Legend Gifts

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Now that's a win."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Bigfoot"

Myths and legends...

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'You can't come in here with that.'

Robbie Williams

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Scotsman in the bath...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Pandora's Change Purse...

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."