Lionhearted Leader Pillows

"It's shampoo and conditioner!"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Personal Assistants.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Obama

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Leadership never hibernates.