Lion-hearted Professional Pillows

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

Butterfly Woman

Office Park

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

King Richard I

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

'Have you referred to my previous boss?' - 'Yes, he wants to know when you are going to return the coffee money.'

"I could see him in the distance stalking and pouncing: I was so proud! Then it clicked: he was actually chasing pokemons!"

Business Slides.

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

'I hear your performance is roaring.'

"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"

"It's shampoo and conditioner!"

'In other sports, Jimmy Sheinblum once again won the world' strongest man competition after staying married to his wife Zelda for yet another year.'

Early executive toys...

Lanard, Bonwell, Wilson & Brockman: Based on the standup comedy of Steve Lanard

'I'm afraid your Unique Selling Point isn't pointy enough.'

"Yeah, Bob's an old flame. I had to dig a fire line to keep him at bay."

Dentist imagining himself with his head in a lions mouth

'I hate grocery shopping.'