Lion-hearted Advocate Pillows

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Prejudice/Empathy

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Domestic Pardners

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'It's a silent protest.'

Love

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"And this is my life support system."

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

You, Me, Still Me

Love is Love

Father's love

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

Valentine's Day

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"I could see him in the distance stalking and pouncing: I was so proud! Then it clicked: he was actually chasing pokemons!"

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

Shotgun wedding.

Stop, Walk, Love

Heaven terms and conditions.

Online Couples Therapy

'After spending twenty years here I've come to the conclusion that I'm gay and love you czrxnkz.'

LGBT+ Families