Lion-hearted Advocate Pillows

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Prejudice/Empathy

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Domestic Pardners

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'It's a silent protest.'

Love

"And this is my life support system."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

Love is Love

Valentine's Day

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

Father's love

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

Heaven terms and conditions.

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

Shotgun wedding.

Stop, Walk, Love

Online Couples Therapy

LGBT+ Families

What we need more of....Love, World Peace, A Uniting of America.