Lion-hearted Pillows

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

Get crazy once in a while

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Preachers with far too much input

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

King Richard I

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

First Church of Whatever Works for You.

Reality Bites

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Lion Dreams

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

Gay Pride

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'