Lion-hearted Prints

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

"This stool shall pass."

Get crazy once in a while

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Preachers with far too much input

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

King Richard I

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Lion Dreams

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

First Church of Whatever Works for You.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

Reality Bites

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

Gay Pride

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

Soft and Chewy People.