Lion-hearted Leader Prints

'I hear your performance is roaring.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Personal Assistants.

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Minister Starts at a New Church

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Leadership never hibernates.

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

Obama