Linguistic Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for a linguistic critic? Our collection offers witty mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion for language, analysis, and clever commentary. Perfect for adding some humor and insight to their daily routines.

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"You boys! Stop using parliamentary language in the playground!"

"You boys! Stop using parliamentary language in the playground!" mockup

"You boys! Stop using parliamentary language in the playground!"

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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No-Work Orange

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"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?" mockup

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

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"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

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Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

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'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...' mockup

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

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'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.' mockup

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

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Wordplay: Nonstarter.

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'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.' mockup

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

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'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.' mockup

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

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"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?" mockup

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

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Time Table

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"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?" mockup

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

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Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord." mockup

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

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Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition. mockup

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

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'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.' mockup

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

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'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology. mockup

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

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'Her being multi-lingual has it's drawbacks I'm afraid-she nags me in SIX languages!'

'Her being multi-lingual has it's drawbacks I'm afraid-she nags me in SIX languages!' mockup

'Her being multi-lingual has it's drawbacks I'm afraid-she nags me in SIX languages!'

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"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism." mockup

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

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"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?" mockup

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

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"Pansexual"

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Overly wordy travel.

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'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.' mockup

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

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"You don't need to sacrifice good grammar in order to talk dirty."

"You don't need to sacrifice good grammar in order to talk dirty." mockup

"You don't need to sacrifice good grammar in order to talk dirty."

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Simultaneous translation.

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'In and/or out' sign on door of department of philosophy

'In and/or out' sign on door of department of philosophy mockup

'In and/or out' sign on door of department of philosophy

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Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?' mockup

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

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'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?' mockup

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

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"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!" mockup

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

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"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray." mockup

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

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Linguistic Critic Gifts Collection

Linguistic Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs that speak to the linguistic critic in your life—perfect for starting conversations and sparking smiles.

Linguistic Critic Pillows

Find cozy pillows with funny and insightful language designs—great for adding personality and humor to their favorite spaces.

Linguistic Critic Prints

Browse striking prints that celebrate the art of language and critique. Perfect for decorating a study or office with wit and style.

Linguistic Critic T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts full of clever wordplay and language humor, ideal for linguistic critics who love to wear their passion with pride.