"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"
Language Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for a language critic? Our collection features witty, insightful items that honor a love of language, grammar, and the beauty of words. Whether they’re a meticulous editor or a passionate language lover, these thoughtfully designed pieces will resonate with their keen eye for detail and appreciation for eloquence.
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
The height of fashion in 1796
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary
"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed
'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'
"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"
The Family Joules: Part 21
'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"
'Stick them up...'
Henry the amazing talking dog.
"Say 'eh.'"
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.
'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'
'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
Say it with flowers - available in any language.
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD
'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
"Now that was post-modern sex."
Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'
Language Critic Gifts Collection
Language Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and clever mugs designed for language critics who love to start their day with a smile and a sip.
Language Critic Pillows
Find the perfect pillow for the language critic’s living space—combining comfort with clever, language-inspired designs.
Language Critic Prints
Browse our stylish prints that celebrate the art of language, perfect for the home or office of any word lover.
Language Critic T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts for language enthusiasts who enjoy showcasing their passion for words and grammar in style.