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'Mind if I go ahead? I've just one can of dog food.' - 'Goodness no. If you're that hungry, go right ahead.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A private jet takes off

Rock - see you in a million years!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Cowboy Slippers

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Kitten Slippers

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

New York Sightseeing Cruises

Sailing

"Wake up late this morning?"

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'