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To a dotted man: 'Sorry, I am unable to connect you - please try later.'

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Instructional guide to scribbling

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Pastorius wonders why.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leonore from Fidelio

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Artist on the Beach

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Prisoner still life painting.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'