Line Art Appreciator Mugs

To a dotted man: 'Sorry, I am unable to connect you - please try later.'

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Instructional guide to scribbling

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

Pastorius wonders why.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leonore from Fidelio

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Prisoner still life painting.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature