Line Art Lover Mugs

Prisoner still life painting.

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Use your imagination.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Amateurs."

Framed Lady

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

They were mysteriously drawn together