Line Graph Lover Mugs

'Okay, here's an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We'll start the bidding at $50...'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

Farmer and FIsherman

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Prisoner still life painting.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Consumption Graph.

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Economic Prosperity

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

"The arc of the moral universe."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

'Our economic forecasts are based on a complicated mathematical formula.' (Hope/Experience).

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

'It was love at first sight!'

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Dunkie Biscuit Co - Will you stop saying that's the way the cookie crumbles?

Art Guidelines

Quentin Blake

"That would look really good in my office."