Line Art Lover Pillows

Prisoner still life painting.

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Instructional guide to scribbling

Where Indian ink came from.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Framed Lady

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Amateurs."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Greenwich in the Season'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour