Line Artist Appreciator Pillows

Farmer and FIsherman

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Leonore from Fidelio

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Prisoner still life painting.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Ariana Grande caricature

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.