Lindsay Lohan Aficionado Pillows

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

New Shoes.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Leo McKern

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

The Lemmings of Montauk

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Reports now confirm that Abraham Lincoln has stopped turning over in his grave and is angrily burrowing his way to the White House."

As Seen On TV

It bag and no knickers!

Cattlemans Saloon.

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Los Angeles 250 Miles

Fan club

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Where Are They Now?

Take us to your leader.