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Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Limerick Airport

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Did you have a cat?"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Skier.

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

The Magic Float

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Take me to your lactator!

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

Seamus Heaney.

William Wallace.

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'