Irish Tradition Enthusiast Pillows

'I know it's St. Patrick's Day, dad, but Little Green Ridinghood?'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

Saint Patrick

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

W. B. Yeats

James Joyce

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Snakes Return To Ireland

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.

"So that's Ireland."

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

Dolores O'Riordan caricature

St. Patrick's Day

Happy St Patrick's Day

Blarney Stone Romance

Out of Ireland

'Uh-oh, they must be looking for St. Patrick.'

'It's not easy being green.'

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.