Limerick Enthusiast Prints

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Limerick Airport

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Skier.

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

Take me to your lactator!

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

The Magic Float

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

Seamus Heaney.

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Baby drinking competition