Irish Enthusiasts Pillows

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

James Joyce

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

Snakes Return To Ireland

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Thank you for not droning on about the English

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.

"So that's Ireland."

Dolores O'Riordan caricature

Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.

Waiter talking to diner

Dolores O'Riordan