Irish Enthusiasts Gifts

When Irish eyes are smiling.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

W. B. Yeats

James Joyce

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Thank you for not droning on about the English

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Snakes Return To Ireland

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"So that's Ireland."

St. Patrick's Day

Dolores O'Riordan

Waiter talking to diner