Ireland Aficionado Gifts

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Blarney the Dinosaur.

Due to adverse weathering, the blarney stone became less popular to kiss.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

Saint Patrick

Welcome to Scotland...

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

W. B. Yeats

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

James Joyce

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Thank you for not droning on about the English

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Snakes Return To Ireland

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.

"So that's Ireland."

Dolores O'Riordan

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.