Irish Culture Fans Gifts

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Oh, you and your flattery! You must have kissed the Blarney Stone! I was in Ireland. I was lonely. I'd rather not talk about it.

Where Irish Patties Come From.

"Sure, I'm Irish. That explains the green underwear, doesn't it?"

'By the look of yourself, kind sir, I take it you're a local... could you tell me if I'm on the right road to the 'fair city'?'

Pot Luck

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

Seamus Heaney

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

W. B. Yeats

James Joyce

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Snakes Return To Ireland

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"So that's Ireland."

Seamus Heaney.

Waiter talking to diner