Likely To Debate Over Coffee Gifts

"Baseball is boring."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Waiting for retirement.

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

All-Day Breakfast

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

Non-Jet Lag.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Too Much Coffee Man

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

Gag - a graphic novel

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!...

'This decaf's lousy.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Getting things done.

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."