Likely To Debate Over Coffee Pillows

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

All-Day Breakfast

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Waiting for retirement.

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

Non-Jet Lag.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Too Much Coffee Man

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

Gag - a graphic novel

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'This decaf's lousy.'

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!...

Getting things done.

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."