Coffee Or Tea Debate Participant Gifts

Decision making is one of the things that you will do most frequently as a manager.

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

Arizona In Black

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

Thank you for the wedding present.

Immigration Measures in USA.

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'Safety Net.'

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"I still think it's a shame they didn't run Bernie. We've never had a POTUS like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents... But we've never had a curmudgeonly president."

"Baseball is boring."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

U.S. politics

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

The Decafé

"Of course I believe in tithing, I'm just easing into it."

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

'Now, give us a straight answer, come on! Is Britain involved in torture or not?'

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

"Louise voted for Roosevelt, and now she'e afraid to tell her husband."

'So - my wife tells me you're black. What's that like?'

"Look! - Bloody sponging foreigners...."

'...And now, a guest editorial from Mr. Elbert W. Franty, who is here to protest violence on telev--AARGH!'

After record low admission levels, Private Hospitals began to run 'edgy' ad campaigns

Liberal Projection